Description
Finally—a tote bag that understands the assignment.
When the world’s leaders are behaving like they’re all trapped in the same group chat, it’s nice to know someone out there still has manners… and a martini ready for you.
This debonair gentleman raises a glass straight toward the viewer, framed in rich William Morris–style botanical detail. It’s elegant, it’s vintage, and it politely suggests the coping strategy many of us have already adopted.
Perfect for carrying groceries, books, cocktail supplies, or the emotional baggage of the current news cycle.
World politics got you down? Try drinking.
Just remember: olives are not a food group. Probably.
Product features
– 16″ x 16″
– Durable 100% polyester body (200 g/m²) that holds shape and dries quickly
– Reinforced double stitching on handles for added strength
– Boxed corners provide extra interior room and structure
– Non-woven laminate interior with cotton handles and five handle color options
Care instructions
– Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
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